The Absolutely Boring Life of Mya Page 4

it. My life is boring, so now I’m stuck watching cartoons, hope you are not as bored as me!

  TTYL, Queen Mya.

  Session 6: Termination of Therapy sessions

  So welcome to my boring life reader! Welcome to the life where as a script writer I hold my pen and stare at the blank page till a character ceases to exist! I am still friends with David and Wayne. The two already know that I feel nothing but respect and understanding for them. I had to scream at Wayne though because he was betraying his relationship with Gloria by coming after me. I asked him to style up and stick to the one who is always by his side. David still calls and we do talk when I am not committed. He still demands attention and often seeks to have his way, but I understand that he cannot change because I want him to. He knows that I love another guy and he respects that though he seems disappointed and a little distant, but I am most grateful for this. A huge part of me still aches for Clive. Instead of becoming some stupid telenovella I will let go of this Clive talk and do what I might. I however know that there is a difference between a spark and an inferno. Each time he tweets, calls or texts me the inferno ignites my whole being. If it were a spark I’d not feel nostalgic or super high when I contact him. We still take those walks in the evening and he gets to hold my hand but I think of other things like social injustice to ignore the inferno I feel within me. He still stares right through me with his black eyes and I still smile and laugh heartily around him. He’s my friend and I will cherish that. So, let’s see, how much do I owe you for these sessions? You write that check and let me know. You can definitely be kind enough to tweet me about the payment or better yet consider them free lullabies that you can use to lull yourself to sleep when you see fit. Yes, I know I started out sarcastically but don’t all people in therapy start out like that? Well, with time I let you in on the truth, well…to be completely honest, my version of it. There is one thing I however have to say before I sign out and wish you a freaking’ awesome year!

  I love Clive…

  Honestly, Mya.

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